"Mister America walk on by your schools that do not teach
Mister America walk on by the minds that won't be reached
Mister America try to hide the emptiness that's you inside
When once you find the way you lied
And all the corny tricks you tried
Will not forestall the rising tide of HUNGRY FREAKS, DADDY!"
Well, Carl Franzoni has agreed to be our new advice columnist! Ask A Hungry Freak is your chance to get real, freaky love or career advice, not from some dried up old dame or sarky homosexual, but from a red-blooded American freak who has spent four decades perfecting the art of living free.
Order Scram #17 and read Carl Franzoni's interview (link below for US readers only, visit our back issues page for more options)